walkthepathbyday:

"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"

Nobody follows this rule.

Exactly

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balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up


Well said, teach.

balconyscene:

my lit teacher cracks me up

Well said, teach.

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Oh, Satan

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memewhore:

krisjener:

i hope santa didn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

It was all delivered to Rob Ford this year.

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Perfect

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Why does this make me giggle?

Why does this make me giggle?

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improvisingfatherhood:

camwyn:

nohope-wastedyouth:

How to parent. [via]

It’s the last one that gets me.

My parents’ mantra was “Life’s not fair.”

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npr:

55 Customers Pay FOr Next Car’s Order At Mass. Doughnut Shop
The standard may have been set back in December when 228 drive-through customers at a Tim Horton’s in Winnipeg paid for the order of the folks in the next vehicle.
It was sort of a case of “pay it forward” by paying it backward.
Read more at NPR’s The Two-Way blog.
(Photo: User SebastianDooris/Flickr Creative Commons)

I needed to read something like this today.

npr:

55 Customers Pay FOr Next Car’s Order At Mass. Doughnut Shop

The standard may have been set back in December when 228 drive-through customers at a Tim Horton’s in Winnipeg paid for the order of the folks in the next vehicle.

It was sort of a case of “pay it forward” by paying it backward.

Read more at NPR’s The Two-Way blog.

(Photo: User SebastianDooris/Flickr Creative Commons)

I needed to read something like this today.

laughingsquid:

Caffeinated Owls, A Chart Illustrating Different Types of Coffee With Cute Owls